I’d squat down to pet the cat and wake up on the floor eight hours later, having lost a perfectly good excuse to change my clothes. I’m now told that this is not called “going to sleep” but rather “passing out,” a phrase that carries a distinct hint of judgment.
– David Sedaris: Me Talk Pretty One Day (via kissingpillows) Via kissing pillows, breathing gin
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Posted on Sunday June 12th
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Ladies and Gents, I give you...Sedaris at his best :)
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